Dell Makes Return-To-Office Push With VPN, Badge Tracking
“In the latest Jeff Clarke return-to-grade-school initiative, HR will be keeping an attendance report card on employees, grading them at four levels based on how well they meet the goal of being in the office 39 days a quarter,” a source familiar with Dell told The Register, referring to the IT giant’s chief operating officer. “Employees who do not meet the attendance requirement will have their status escalated up the ladder to Jeff Clarke, who apparently believes that being a hall monitor trumps growing revenue.” From the report: Starting next Monday, May 13, the enterprise hardware slinger plans to make weekly site visit data from its badge tracking available to employees through the corporation’s human capital management software and to give them color-coded ratings that summarize their status. Those ratings are: Blue flag indicates “consistent onsite presence”; Green flag indicates “regular onsite presence”; Yellow flag indicates “some onsite presence”; Red flag indicates “limited onsite presence”.
A second Dell source explained managers aren’t on the same page about the consequences of the color tiers, with some bosses suggesting employees want to remain Blue at all times and others indicating there’s more leeway and they could put up with a few red flags. “It’s a shit show here,” we’re told. […] “Dell is tracking badge-ins and VPN connections to ensure employees are onsite when they claim they are (to deter ‘coffee badging’ or scanning your badge then going immediately home),” a third source told us. “This is likely in response to the official numbers about how many of our staff members chose to remain remote after the RTO mandate.” […]
We’re told that the goal of the worker tracking appears to be workforce attrition. “The problem is the market is soft right now for tech,” our second source, pointing to recent AWS job cuts. “Everyone is laying off.” This person anticipates further Dell layoffs over the summer, though no dates have been set. Our third source indicated that the onsite tracking policy seems unusually aggressive for Dell. “Even pre-pandemic, they never pushed or pressured folks to be in the office,” this person said. “A common phrase used to be ‘Work happens where you make it,’ with the office often being a ghost town multiple times a week, or after lunch, or pre-holidays.” Dell in February reported fiscal year 2024 revenue of $88.4 billion, down 14 percent from 2023, and profits of $3.2 billion.
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